Guess who’s back. Back again. Guess who’s back. Tell a friend. I realize it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me. I moved back home from college a week ago. Since then, people have been asking me nonstop about a new post. The truth is, the end of the semester was so crazy that… Read More Back by Popular Demand
I know. It’s been seventeen days since my last post. I’m running full throttle-lately as I endure the last weeks of the semester. I assure you that in two weeks you’ll be seeing a lot more of me. Since you’re a little uninformed about what’s happening with me lately, let me just fill you in…… Read More Let Me Fill You In
I am literally ecstatic beyond measure while writing this. I would have written it after it happened yesterday except I could not conjure words to describe my experience. What I’m about to tell you is the biggest “What are this?” moment ever recorded on this blog. Brace yourself. While getting some groceries for my dorm… Read More My Biggest “What Are This?” Moment Yet
Apparently I haven’t deleted my personal e-mails in a while, so I decided to take a few minutes and do so. It took me a little longer than anticipated because I literally had them predating summer 2012. Don’t judge me. I decided it was time to hit the trash bin because I received a virus… Read More Hit the Trash Bin
I’m a sucker for card tricks. You know that face kids make when they’re awestricken with amazement? Eyes wide. Brows up. Mouth gracing the floor. Yeah, that’s my face when I witness a good card trick. I’ve got a few great tricks up my sleeve (see what I did there) but I am not a… Read More Is This Your Card? No? Well, This is Awkward.
Well this last week has been my Spring Break. It was my first Spring Break of college and you know what that means: I’ve gotten craaaazy!!! I’ve spent every morning regretting the night before, consisting of late hours and excessive drinking. I have drank more than I ever have before and my motto has been… Read More My Spring Break: Drinking and Strippers
I’m currently sitting in the waiting room at a doctor’s office. My allergies are acting as the bane of my existence and I temporarily cannot breathe through my nose. I am surrounded by fellow mouth-breathers while listening to the medley of coughs, insignificant muttering, and deep sniffles in dire need of tissues. There is a… Read More Is There a Doctor in the House?
As just about everyone knows, today is Ash Wednesday, which marks the first day of Lent and the upcoming Easter holiday. People everywhere are giving up luxuries for the next forty days: from meat to Twitter and from gossiping to cigarettes. I’ve never really participated in Lent, because I’ve always thought of it as more… Read More 40 Days and 40 Nights
It is a well-known fact that snow days usually end after graduating high school. You lose the anticipation of getting a call from a recorded voice, seeing your school name flash across a T.V. screen, or viewing a frenzy of Facebook updates about the temporary closing of the asylum you call school. I, myself, miss… Read More When You Have a Snow Day, You’re Instantly a Kid Again
Yes, I know I haven’t posted anything in two weeks. Sorry. To catch you up, here’s everything I’ve done in the last two weeks in one sentence. Ready? Ok. I’ve, spent seven hours straight studying for a test, sat in a ten foot rocking chair, watched nine movies, went on a shopping spree, destroyed a… Read More Where Have I Been?
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